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Joke: Are You in the Army of the Lord?


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Happy Friday everyone,


While I love autumn, I do find that my mood takes a little dip as the nights grow colder and darker. Thus, in a bid to bring back some sunshine into our lives (so to speak), I thought I'd share a joke this week (Ecclesiastes 3:4).


The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."


God Bless,

Megs

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